So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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