Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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