His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
