why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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