I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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