I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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