So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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