i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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