I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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