She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My ATM looks so different sober.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
50% drunk capacity currently
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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