either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We left the knife in your bed.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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