I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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