Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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