i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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