Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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