can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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