did you get engaged???
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
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Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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