i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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