She said her name was "party"
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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