Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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