normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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