I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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