My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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