do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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