That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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