Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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