We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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