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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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