so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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