on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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