Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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