Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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