Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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