We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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