he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
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He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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