I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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