Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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