haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Im just a social blackout drinker.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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