): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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