What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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