im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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