tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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