Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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