I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
When are your genitals available?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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