Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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