he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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