i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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