He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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