Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
