Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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