She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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