Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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