i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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