belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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