Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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