i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
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it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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