you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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